You can’t sit with us
this picture describes baphomet’s attitude perfectly
This cat is sexy so here he is.
OMG LOOK AT BAPHOMET WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE BB!!
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
My boobs are the moon and they rule the tides and everything around you.
I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it