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reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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frothlekr-draumr:

Stoya & James Deen, images by Steven Klein for Arena Homme +

stone-the-fuckin-crow:

sloth disney xD

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

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taylorpotato:

classichorrorblog:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

HAPPY FRIDAY. BRACE YOURSELF FOR PORN.

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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dapenguinninja:

thetallblacknerd:

tarynel:

ahegao-intensifies:

doptimistic:

lmao, hell naw bruh

mfw he 2 next level

HOLLERING

Dont mess with Akatsuki, gonna get put in a dream world

Not gonna lie. Would have done the same thing

dapenguinninja:

thetallblacknerd:

tarynel:

ahegao-intensifies:

doptimistic:

lmao, hell naw bruh

mfw he 2 next level

HOLLERING

Dont mess with Akatsuki, gonna get put in a dream world

Not gonna lie. Would have done the same thing

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gallifrey-companion:

not-your-wonderwall:

tammy—k:

every single one of these posts are gold

GADALF NO

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norhuu:

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

Yooooooo